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Training the Guard.
ZackMarcusDate: Thursday, 2012-12-27, 11:16 AM | Message # 1
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only 1 rule - dirty jokes welcome but please nothing explict.
pay attenion to the year please
if posible use Royal Guard OC.


ranks are as follows Recruit - Private 3rd, 2nd, 1st class - Sergeant - Colonel - Lieutenant 2nd, 1st - Captain - General - Commander
(Gen. and Com. are mostly desk jobs)


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the year is 14 CLR "Celestia's and Luna's rule" (1015 CR) - 15 years after the return of Luna


the sun rises on this early spring morning in Canterlot. the barracks are full of at least 30 new Recruits lined up in formation.

a light gray unicorn stallion trots out in front of the Recruits who get a good look at his cutie mark 'a gold shield in front of a katana' "TEN SHUN" the stallion yells at the top of his lungs "welcome to tartarus colts, I'am 1st Lieutenant Zack Marcus prepare for worst year of your lives. any questions?"


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DuhadDate: Friday, 2012-12-28, 8:14 AM | Message # 2
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A pale blue pegasus flinches, then raises a hoof.
"Um... why dose this year have to be so bad? I mean the recruiter made this whole thing sound fairly manageable, so..." He trails off uncomfortably.
 
ZackMarcusDate: Friday, 2012-12-28, 8:45 AM | Message # 3
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"don't mind him, thats just his way" a voice comes from the shadows as a dark gray unicorn stallion steps out of it. the Recruits make note of his cutie mark 'a crescent moon behind a broadsword'. "welcome to the Royal Guard, I'am Zach (as in Zach Bell) Marcus, Princess Luna's North Star, her right hoof if would and what my brother means is your training will be arduous so give it your all"

Zack just cracked a grin and snickered


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DuhadDate: Friday, 2012-12-28, 7:08 PM | Message # 4
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Looking embarrassed the pegasus straightens. "OK that makes more sense then!" A moment latter he adds a "Sir!" For good measure.

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ZackMarcusDate: Saturday, 2012-12-29, 1:50 AM | Message # 5
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"alright colts lets get started" he picks up a pair of wooden boken (wood training swords) "who wants to go first?"

"here he goes again"
 
DuhadDate: Saturday, 2012-12-29, 8:09 AM | Message # 6
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After a moment of no one stepping forward the light blue pegasus once again opens his mouth. "How can non-unicorns use thous things?"

He looks around at the other recruits, as if looking for an answer from one of them, before realizing that he just singled himself out.

"Oh buck me..."
 
ZackMarcusDate: Saturday, 2012-12-29, 11:16 AM | Message # 7
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"congrats, and I rarely use my magic for swordplay" grabbing one of the boken by the hilt with his right fetlock "for you try your wing, I've known quite a few pegasi who can get pretty dexterous with their wings" cracking another grin before using his left hoof to lob the other boken in a high arc right at the recurit
 
DuhadDate: Sunday, 2012-12-30, 7:12 AM | Message # 8
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Working off of instinct the pegasus hops into the air with a quick flap of his wings and catches the hilt of the boken in his mouth. Landing back on the ground a few feet from his original place in line, the light blue pony shifts into a poor imitation of a combat stance, legs spread wide and head tilted in such a way as to cover his torso, while simultaneously insuring that he would not be able to block a strong hit without either badly straining his neck or having the mock blade wrenched from his teeth.
 
ZackMarcusDate: Sunday, 2012-12-30, 8:02 AM | Message # 9
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Zack just shook his head and sighed "look kid that stance is SO bad I can't fight you"

"whys that" Zach came back sarcastically

"because if I hit that boken with 20%" Zack sighed again "its gonna fly out of your teeth. who the buck taught you that?
 
DuhadDate: Sunday, 2012-12-30, 8:31 AM | Message # 10
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[Thank you 'One Bad Apple' for establishing moving pictures]
"Well I saw it in a movie sir." He looks sheepish as he lets the boken's tip come to rest on the floor, grip slaking on the hilt.
 
ZackMarcusDate: Sunday, 2012-12-30, 9:17 AM | Message # 11
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Zack facehoofs "you know what, time for a more traditional rout" Zack grabs a spear and throws it to the top of a five story tall mast off to the side of the yard "you, retrieve the spear"

"me?" a large earth pony asks

"yes you, but first this represents strength" attaching a large weight with a pecular jagged bottom to the earth pony's left hoof "and this represents the willingness to protect others, both are needed to reach the spear and no magic or wings" attaching another large weight to his right hoof no sooner than Zack let go than the earth pony lept at the mast and started to climb but a few hooves later he fell. "we've got a long road ahead of us"

{watch and read. red= unicorn recruit. orange= earth recruit. blue= you duhad (thanks for being part of my first RP /)brohoof ). purple= Zach. gray= Zack }

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let's get down to business,
to protect the sun and moon.

did they send me foals,
when I asked for ponies?

you're the saddest bunch, I ever met
but you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a Guard out of you

tranquil as a statue but prepared within
once you find your center,
you are sure to win

you're a spinless, pale, pathetic lot
and you haven't got a clue
somehow I'll make a Guard out of you


I'm never gonna catch my breath
say goodbye to those who knew me
dude, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

Zack's got 'em scared to death
hope they don't see right through me
now I really wish that I knew how to swim{most birds can't swim}

we must be swift as the coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
with all the strength of raging magic
mysterious as the dark side of the moon

time is racing toward us
till fate arrives
heed my every order
and you might get by

you're not ready yet for the rage of war
so sack up, get set, you're not through
I'll yet make a guard out of you!


we must be swift as the coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
with all the strength of raging magic

mysterious as the dark side of the moon

we must be swift as the coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
with all the strength of raging magic

(in unison)
mysterious as the dark side of the moon
mysterious as the dark side of the moon
mysterious as the dark side of the moon
mysterious as the dark side of the moon
mysterious as the dark side of the moon


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mrNARUTOnumber1fanDate: Sunday, 2012-12-30, 10:28 AM | Message # 12
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Shining Armor - What's all the commotion?
 
ZackMarcusDate: Sunday, 2012-12-30, 10:35 AM | Message # 13
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Zack salutes "just finishing basic training SIR"

a collective WHAT sounded from the recruits!
 
mrNARUTOnumber1fanDate: Sunday, 2012-12-30, 11:19 AM | Message # 14
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Ah understood Lieutenant. As for you pea-brains, I hope you aren't giving Lieutenant Marcus over here a hard time. Keep them in line, Lieutenant.
 
ZackMarcusDate: Sunday, 2012-12-30, 11:43 AM | Message # 15
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a little harsh, I hope Armor isn't a changeling......nah. "yes SIR. alright recruits lets give the prince some respect"

"yes SIR" with a collective salute and then a collective bow

Zack unshethed his green katana "come on Mythra you too" sticking it in the ground and bowing next to it.
 
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